I have no problem being the best friend who's always a bridesmaid and never a bride. While you're flashing around that big diamond rock, I'm happy to stack on as many memories as I have rings that I bought myself. I'll wear one in every color as a reminder that us gals have done all the things together, and my time will eventually come.
I may be having a bad hair night, but you'll still find me flirting with all of the guys at your "Last Fling Before The Ring" in Nashville. Don't you worry, though; the only thing I'm taking home with me tonight is my Phoebe Faux Turquoise Cluster Ring.